Remembering Jasper Fforde

I remembered reading Jasper Fforde's first novel three years back. It was one of the best reads I had because it took away the boredom I felt whenever I was stuck in the office of Mr. Fat Rich Negerense Congressman I worked for in the House of Representatives. The book was very imaginative for me...a Literary Department for the Police? Even the protagonist has a peculiar name - Detective Thursday Next.

I often wished that I could be part of the story. If there was a chance for anyone to enter a book or story of his/ her choice, what would it be? If I could trap anyone of my "enemies" (though I don't think I have one, I have always been good to everyone I know) in a poem, what would it be? Maybe, I'll take Fforde's cue and trap them in Edgar Allan Poe's poem "The Raven," so that they'll always have to say the refrain "Nevermore."